Decision making help

So this is not meant to be offensive to anyone:

I WANT A CHART LIKE THIS FOR EVERY DIFFICULT LIFE DECISION!!!

 I might have peed a little laughing so hard at this when I opened it.  For those of you who know him, it'll be no surprise that this came from my dear old Dad.  I'm pretty sure he thinks this falls under his fatherly duty of "spiritual education" of his offspring .

Receiving this was particularly apropos as I was working on flow charts for experiment plans just yesterday.  If only science were as amusing....